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Pathan Joke

80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.



Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance!

Give him another chance!"


The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of

getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide

press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can

give him another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,

"Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets

out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan

starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands

shouting,

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,

eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"



The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,

"Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000

pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms,

stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"


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