Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from October 26, 2010

East African Husbands (humor

Hi..try evaluating this! HUSBANDS (castes)Pick on All Castes..No Discrimination.. The Kutchi Has one Wife Has one girlfriend But he loves his wife the most. The Khoja Has one wife Has one girlfriend But he loves his girlfriend the most. The Bohro (mullahji) Has one wife Has one girlfriend But he loves the house maid the most. The Ithenashri (tansro ) Has two wives Has two girlfriends He loves the wives sisters the most. Mwarabu Has 4 wives Has 0 girlfriends He loves the house boy the most. The Mswahili Has 4 wives Has 4 girlfriends He loves his neighbours wife the most. The Punjabi Has one, two three wives Has several girlfriends He loves the barmaid (saqi) the most. THE Konkani Has one wife many girl friends He will beat all of them THE Madrasi Two wives One girl friend He loves his cows the most THE SOMALI (Wariah ) Four wives n No girl friend Loves his miraa (qaat) the most The Banyani (Gujju) Has one wife Has 0 girlfri

Poor Husbands

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... "Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. Wife: What will you give me if I

Women

Q: Why men walk more And women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs And women have four lips! Free Ads with Adsense Revenue Sharing   Why do women wear flowered panties? A: C O z its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried Here! YA YA... THE NEXT ONE IS A HOME RUN....  3 guys were introduced 2 a girl , Hi I'm Peter not a saint, Hi I'm Paul not a pope, I'm John not a baptist, The girl said hi I'm Mary not a virgin! ....HAHAHAHA........ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST......LOL Wife asked her husband how Many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only You darling, with others I was awake!!! YO...YO....HAHAHAHAHA